"She should've just created another creature. I mean, this isn't like Frankenstein...no wait, that's old too. [Pause] This isn't Frankenberry." -- Jason, on Stephenie Meyer not following true vampire lore.
"So you get a girl and you make her 17..."
"Oh, that'll get the tweens."
"...and then you cut her head off."
"Oh, that'll get the boys!"
-- Jason and Production Guy Jeff write a young adult novel.